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IF TINUBU IS THE ARCHITECT OF MODERN NIGERIA, WHY DID HE INCLUDE TURJI IN THE DESIGN? - MOHAMMED BELLO DOKA

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Is Bello Turji part of a design to weaken the North, or merely a convenient footnote in a blueprint where insecurity doubles as a convininent excuse for resource capture? Welcome to Sarcastic Sunday. This week, with Mohammed Bello Doka, we examine Nigeria’s political gymnastics sarcastically, because approaching them soberly is a health hazard. Here, we laugh so we don’t suffocate. We mock so we don’t scream. We ask questions because silence, in this country, has become a security risk. We are constantly reminded—loudly, lovingly, and with evangelical zeal—that President Bola Tinubu is the architect of modern Nigeria. Architects, we are told, design order. They erect systems. They secure foundations. They enforce structural integrity. Which raises an awkward, impolite, but necessary question: since when do architects invite demolition crews to stakeholder meetings? Because somewhere between the speeches and the slogans, Bello Turji emerged not as an aberration, but as a recurring featu...
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GILBERT CHAGOURY, BOLA TINUBU'S FRIEND - "TOSIN ADEOTI

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Gilbert Chagoury  On a hot afternoon in July 2004, Nigerian police officers waited beside a runway in the far northeastern corner of the country. The air shimmered above the tarmac. Somewhere beyond the horizon, a private jet was descending. The man inside it had not been home in years. His name had been spoken in whispers across courtrooms in Europe, inside Swiss banks, in the offices of investigators who believed that if they ever pulled this thread hard enough, an entire decade of theft would unravel. The jet touched down. Its wheels kissed Nigerian soil. Then, almost immediately, it lifted again. No handcuffs or need for explanations. Someone had tipped him off. Gilbert Chagoury disappeared into the sky. That image matters because it tells you everything about how power works in Nigeria. Power here does not work as an institution, or even as a constitution, but as a habit. Power here remembers its friends. Gilbert Chagoury was born in Lagos in 1946 to Lebanese immigrant parents...
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EL-RUFAI / ASHIRU ALLIANCE: WHY UBA SANI AND SHEHU SANI ARE IN A PANIC. — MOHAMMED BELLO DOKA

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Is Kaduna politics really settled—or is it merely quiet? If the El-Rufai–Ashiru alignment is a mirage, why the hurried denials? If power is secure, why the nervous need to mock what “does not exist”? And if yesterday’s kingmaker is truly finished, why does his shadow still decide tomorrow’s conversations? These are not academic questions. They cut to the bone of Kaduna’s unfinished 2023 story—and to the unease now visible in the reactions of Governor Uba Sani and his loudest defender, Shehu Sani. Power that feels safe does not shout this much. THE 2023 ELECTION KADUNA WANTS TO FORGET  The official story says 2023 is over. The electoral record says otherwise. In that election, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) swept all three senatorial seats in Kaduna State. North, Central, South—every Senate seat went PDP. That is not a fluke. It is not an accident. It is evidence of statewide reach, voter mood, and organisational muscle. Yet, in the same cycle, the governorship stayed with the A...
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NOW THAT SHETTIMA IS NO LONGER WANTED.... — Mohammed Bello Doka

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Shettima and Tinubu   How does a sitting Vice-President become invisible in his own party? Who keeps removing his image from official programmes—and why does nobody correct it? At what point does silence become policy, omission become intention, and coincidence become design? And if power has already moved on, why does the Vice-President remain, smiling beside a door that is quietly being shut? These are not idle questions. They go to the heart of power, democracy, and institutional dignity in Nigeria today. What began as murmurs has hardened into a pattern: repeated APC programmes—national, zonal, and stakeholder meetings—centred on President Bola Tinubu increasingly carry no image of the Vice-President. Not once. Not twice. Repeatedly. In different regions. Over time. Without correction. Without apology. Without explanation. In Nigerian politics, visuals are not decorations. They are declarations. Posters, banners, backdrops, and stage designs are deliberate acts of messagin...
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NOW THAT TINUBU HAS NORTHERN GOLD, ARE NORTHERNERS STILL PARASITES? —Mohammed Bello Doka

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Lagos, Home Of Northern Gold  If the South, especially Lagos, has endlessly mocked the North as a parasite — living off oil and Lagos taxes — what does it mean now that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s government wants Northern gold to be refined in Lagos? Is the North only a parasite until its resources become useful? On January 18, 2026, the Northern Elders Forum (NEF) publicly blasted what it called the siting of a “National Gold Refinery” in Lagos, accusing the Federal Government of violating Nigeria’s constitutional principles of equity and federal balance. NEF pointed out that Nigeria’s commercially viable gold deposits are overwhelmingly in the North, yet value addition — the refinery — was suddenly in Lagos.  The government hastily responded that the refinery is not a federal project but a private initiative of a company called Kian Smith. Officials described NEF’s claim as false and misleading. But the harsh truth is that this back-and-forth exposes a deeper, structural ...
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YOUR NATION WILL OUTLIVE YOU - Lauretta Onochie

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In October 1919, President Woodrow Wilson suffered a massive stroke that left him partially paralyzed and largely incapacitated for the remaining 17 months of his term. The cover-up, seclusion, impaired judgements and political consequences, haunted America for years. When a person of means or authority is terminally ill, destructive behaviours are not inevitable, but the risk increases if the illness is hidden, poorly managed, or accompanied by fear, denial, or cognitive decline. In such cases, harm usually comes through the misuse of power, not personal actions. I will limit this piece to political leaders in general. Common patterns include: 1. Authoritarian overreach Fear of losing control can drive a terminally ill leader into: Crackdowns on dissent, protests, and opposition parties Abuse of security agencies to intimidate critics Suspension or manipulation of democratic processes This is often rooted in paranoia, insecurity, or a desire to leave a “strongman” legacy.   2. Wea...
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NIGERIANS AND TINUBU’S SUFFOCATING, FORGED TAX POLICY - Lauretta Onochie

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  NIGERIANS AND TINUBU’S SUFFOCATING, FORGED TAX POLICY Nigeria is groaning under an economic weight under the Pres. Tinubu dictatorship. At a time when citizens are battling inflation, unemployment, and the rising cost of basic survival, the Tinubu administration’s tax regime has become an additional noose—tightening around households, small businesses, and the productive middle class. Taxes, in a responsible democracy, are instruments for development. They are meant to be fair, consultative, lawful, and proportionate to citizens’ capacity to pay. What Nigerians are witnessing today, however, is a forged tax policy—one hurriedly assembled, aggressively enforced, and seemingly disconnected from economic realities on the ground. A Policy Without Compassion or Consent From multiple levies to increased tariffs and charges, Nigerians are confronted with taxes that appear neither debated nor democratically owned. The informal sector, which sustains millions, is harassed. Small and...
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