I HAD A DREAM YESTERDAY — Dr. Ugo Egbujo

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Dr. Ugo Egbujo

I had a dream yesterday

In the dream 

Tinubu called a meeting of his economic kitchen cabinet

He was the first to arrive

He wore a hat on which was written Oil Minister 

You know how dreams are

He stood at the door welcoming his team 

Yemi Cardoso CBN Gov came first

Then Wale Edun, Finance Minister arrived

Then Zach Adedeji, the FIRS chairman arrived

Then Gboyega Oyetola, Blue Economy minister came

Then Jumoke Oduwole Minister of Trade and Industry arrived 

Next was Bosun Tijani, Minister of Digital economy

Then Bashir Adeniyi, the boss of Customs 

Then Gbajabiamila arrived, apologizing 

As the meeting was about starting Tinubu said he didn't want to rebuild economy without fighting corruption

So he whispered to Gbajabiamila 

Soon Egbetokun, the IGP arrived

Then Ola Olukoyede, the EFCC chairman arrived

Then Adeola Ajayi, the DSS DG arrived

Then Lateef Fagbemi, Attorney General arrived

Gbajabiamia asked Tinubu if he could invite Kudirat kekere-Ekun, the Chief Justice

Tinubu shook his head, saying he didn't want it to look too Yoruba

I jumped up from my bed

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